Freedom

You are not putting forth any logical arguments besides unrelated examples that don't make sense to anyone besides yourself. You are free to believe what you want, and you are free to convince yourself what you believe is right, but as seen by the responses in this thread you have not convinced anyone with your reasonings skills and specially not with your unrelated analogies.

My friend, I do get that you were trying to compare me with the punjabi. Unfortunately for you, you don't seem to get the reverse sarcasm regarding the invisible banana that you enjoy slipping on. 

I am not going to continue arguing with you because at this point it is pretty evident that the following statement is so true.

"Never argue with fools - they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."