Posted by: snurp February 16, 2013
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I found these marvels this morning. MAKES SENSE ! (From the twitterverse --). Pick your favorite :)
-God reveals himself numerous times to bronze-aged desert people but not since the invention of the video camera. Makes Sense
- I don’t know how the universe came about. Thus an invisible, anthropomorphic supernatural entity made it. Makes sense
- "I need a holy book to know not to kill anyone". Makes sense.
- I trust the weather channel implicitly, expect my doctor to diagnose me, but I don't trust evolutionary science. Makes sense
-God's priorities, helping athletes win games and performers win awards... will get to staving kids later. Makes Sense
- God could cure that sick baby but won't unless people ask Him nicely and tell Him how wonderful He is. Makes sense.
- god doesn't speak to educated, rational thinking individuals... Makes sense
- "We'll never agree because you demand empirical evidence to prove God's existence and I have faith in him." Makes Sense.
- Worship me, obey my rules and give me money while you're alive, and I'll look after you when you're dead. Makes sense.
- Not enough evidence for evolution...Someone rolling on floor talking in tongues, evidence of the Holy Spirit. Makes sense
- God gave us incredible brains, thirst for knowledge, free will. If we use them to question Him, we burn in hell. Makes sense
- The big bang is a lie, because everything that exists has a cause. Except god. Makes sense
- Praise the Lord because supreme beings have self-esteem issues too. Makes sense
-Out of all the human qualities, 'belief' is the most important. Makes sense
- Bible proves God exists. Koran proves Allah exists. Goblet of Fire proves Harry Potter exists? Makes sense
- An institution guilty of inquisitions, protecting child rapists, homophobia and misogyny is a moral authority.Makes sense
- Everything that ever happened that I don't understand - God did it so I don't need to investigate. Makes sense.
-Thousands of gods over thousands of years & I was born in a place & time that picked the right one. Makes sense.
- "I designed a universe of a billion, billion galaxies, but I'm bothered who you sleep with." Makes sense.
- God sacrificed himself to himself to appease himself and therefore save humanity from himself. Makes sense.
-God reveals himself numerous times to bronze-aged desert people but not since the invention of the video camera. Makes Sense
- I don’t know how the universe came about. Thus an invisible, anthropomorphic supernatural entity made it. Makes sense
- "I need a holy book to know not to kill anyone". Makes sense.
- I trust the weather channel implicitly, expect my doctor to diagnose me, but I don't trust evolutionary science. Makes sense
-God's priorities, helping athletes win games and performers win awards... will get to staving kids later. Makes Sense
- God could cure that sick baby but won't unless people ask Him nicely and tell Him how wonderful He is. Makes sense.
- god doesn't speak to educated, rational thinking individuals... Makes sense
- "We'll never agree because you demand empirical evidence to prove God's existence and I have faith in him." Makes Sense.
- Worship me, obey my rules and give me money while you're alive, and I'll look after you when you're dead. Makes sense.
- Not enough evidence for evolution...Someone rolling on floor talking in tongues, evidence of the Holy Spirit. Makes sense
- God gave us incredible brains, thirst for knowledge, free will. If we use them to question Him, we burn in hell. Makes sense
- The big bang is a lie, because everything that exists has a cause. Except god. Makes sense
- Praise the Lord because supreme beings have self-esteem issues too. Makes sense
-Out of all the human qualities, 'belief' is the most important. Makes sense
- Bible proves God exists. Koran proves Allah exists. Goblet of Fire proves Harry Potter exists? Makes sense
- An institution guilty of inquisitions, protecting child rapists, homophobia and misogyny is a moral authority.Makes sense
- Everything that ever happened that I don't understand - God did it so I don't need to investigate. Makes sense.
-Thousands of gods over thousands of years & I was born in a place & time that picked the right one. Makes sense.
- "I designed a universe of a billion, billion galaxies, but I'm bothered who you sleep with." Makes sense.
- God sacrificed himself to himself to appease himself and therefore save humanity from himself. Makes sense.