New York Onion Weekly,
February 11, 2013

After much fanfare, Prabal Gurung designs are finally available for the common people at Target. Prabal Gurung designs made a debut at Targets all across the US this weekend.

Prabal Gurung has been vocal about his love and passion for his home country of Nepal where he was raised, although he was born in Singapore. In keeping up with the tradition of providing donations to Nepal, Prabal Gurung has announced a special discount offering for people of Nepal origin.

Negotiations with Target on providing the discount at the counter is under way but until a decision is reached, the discount can be accessed in the form of mail in rebate with proof of Nepali citizenship. Public relations office of Prabal Gurung has confirmed that currently the trial period is for the US locations only, until further announcement.

Here is the percentage discount by Nepalese affiliation. Customers can use the mail in rebate at the end of this article.


Nepali Citizen with US permanent residency: 30%
Nepali Citizen with US permanent residency through DV Visa: 35%
Nepali Citizen with valid student ID: 45%
Nepali Citizen with Illegal US Visa: 40%
Nepali Citizen with valid Tourist visa: 40%
** Nepali Citizen with gay affiliation: 50%
Former Nepali Citizen, who has US passport: 30%
** Former Nepali Citizen, who has US passport with gay affiliation: 50%

and finally the bumper discount
*** Nepali Citizen with 'Gurung' last name: 55%

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** This has not been verified but unconfirmed sources have verified its accuracy
*** Gurung males who may be having difficult time finding a wife will now be enundiated with marriage offers from Prabal Gurung fans to receive such massive discount







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* Name:
* Address:
* City/State/Zip:
* Nepali Passport Number:
* US Passport Number if any:
* Sex: M/F
* Gay: Yes/no/unconfirmed
* Please like Prabal Gurung in Facebook
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* Attach clear photocopies of Passport and receipts and send to
*                            Prabal Gurung, c/o US Immigration Center, PO Box 97332, Phoenix, AZ 85034
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* Please share with other Nepalis so they can benefit from the discount.
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