As an aside, maybe I'm in the minority but Friday's and weekends in general are dull as hell when you're not in a relationship. Going out becomes a chore. After going out, the aftermath isn't really that pretty either - the hangover that you go through for downing 3-4 or maybe 5 extra drinks/shots that you hadn't planned out for (nobody plans on the number of drinks, anyway) makes things worse! And on top of it, a few mishaps (lost cell phone, wallet, needless/pointless arguments at the club/bar) adds insult to injury. 

It kinda goes along with how you get annoyed w/ people posting similarly themed images/statuses/convos on fb (women posting 1000 different pics of the same kid, a guy showing-off, trying to let everybody in the entire world know how much he loves his girl and vice versa - who cares anyway?), at times, forcing you to deactivate your facebook! 

I enjoyed this, btw.