Step 1: Start 

 

Step 2: Are you happy with current situation?

       Yes:Exit

       No:Goto Next Step

 

Step 3: Do you think you will have better life in Nepal?

      No:Exit

      Yes: Goto Next Step

 

Step 4:Can you live without 8>= hrs of Load shedding?

     No:Exit

     Yes: Goto Next Step

 

Step 5:Can you live with insecurity,lawlessness, mismanagement,pollution and ever degrading politics?

    No:exit

    Yes: Goto Next Step

 

Step 6:Have you recently visited Nepal within last 3 years?

    No: Temporarily visit Nepal for a month and Goto Start

    Yes: Goto Next Step

 

Step 7:Have you been in US for more than 5 years?

    No: You might have not struggled enough to meet your intended goal. Wait until your time clock on your passport exceeds five years. And Goto Start

    Yes: Goto Next Step

 

Step 8:Are you still a student or recently completed studies?

    Yes: Finish your studies and add 2 years in the time clock after that. And Goto Start.

    No: Goto Next Step

 

Step 9:Are you under 35 years of age?

    Yes:Goto Next Step

    No: MSg "WTF are you doing with your life?"   

                   :Are you Making a decent living?

                     Yes: Goto Next Step

                     No: Msg "Where da hell are you working man?" 

                                         :Do you have good family property and business in Nepal?

                                          Yes: Loser Alert, Abort Goto Nepal

                                          No: Goto Next Step

 

 

Step 10: Msg "May be America is not the Best place for you." Respectfully Exit.