Where the hell is Chuck Norris these days? Send him to her! No, wait. Send Rajesh dai and Rajanikant with him. You never know, there's a reason they say "never underestimate your enemy" 

bitter: cancel the ticket buddy: i don't think there's anyone capable (yet) to fill the void since you're damn sure going to be lost in that abyss. the word "abyss" is not to be taken literally, or is it?