Stand Up Continues...

Have you ever felt like a dog on leash while the bitch is standing nearby? Yes,I have, when on my wedding night, my wife went to sleep over with her Lokantis into the other room.

I quit working out when I started looking more like gigolo and less like Gerard Butler.

Here's new segment called , "I'm just sayin Bruv!!"

I’m Just Sayin' Bruv!!

You know… you came here on DV when your daughter corrects your pronunciation.  ‘Baaba “ballyack” haina “black” ho!!’

You know… you are running for president of Nepalese Society of the ---------, if you happen to be the same guy who used to pelt stones at police in front of Tri Chandra campus.

You know… you are queer if you frequently sing along Adele’s “someone like you”.

You know…you haven’t changed much if your favorite song is still the Barbie girl and your favorite band is one of these; Backstreet Boys/Boyzone/Vengaboys.

You know… you are typical Nepali if you still crave for rice and curry even after dine in at Olive garden.

You know… you are green card holder (DV) if you watch almost everything on canadanepal.net.

You know…. you are F1 when you say to yourself, “saale dhoti!! patta bha bhaye tero ma kaam garthe.”

You know… you are newcomer here if you have big Nepali flag on your wall, on your car and on your shirt. Thank you for being so patriotic.  ;)  Oh, add Nepali Congress flag to one of those society member‘s house.

You know…. you bought house on wrong neighborhood, when your white neighbor stare at you ‘coz the smell of curry from your house is driving him nuts.

You know…. you are queer when you are tagged in FB in most of the baby showers party’s pictures.

You know…you are Nepali if you just bought a digital SLR camera ‘coz of peer pressure.

You know… you are smart ass DV holder, if you joined Art class at nearby community college not because you are going to draw another Mona Lisa, but that you get $5K from FAFSA.

I'm Just Sayin' Bruv!!

Thanks, again..
Mangale.
Feedbacks are welcome & it helps me to see how can I get better.

p.s. Please be advised that "You" on the above segment inlcude everyone of us including me. Hope no one gets offended.