This is the one I heard when I was in New York City.. "TERRORISTS MAY BE TARGETTING A MAJOR ATTACK ON THE WASHINGTON STATE BRIDGE THIS MEMORIAL DAY... But remember - don't let the terrorists win - and go have a good time outside!" It reminds me of the test they did on a pig and a dog. Both ended up having the same conclusion. Every time there was a square - the pig was shocked. Every time there was a square - the dog was rewarded. Every time there was a circle - the pig was rewarded. Every time there was a circle - the dog was shocked. So, the scientists did this for months and slowly morphed the circle to a square and the squares to a circle. Once they were fully mixed, or close to it, the pig and dog broke all the electronics (they were hooked up to wires and whatnot), ran out of the room, and squeeled or barked violently until they had to be tranquilized or caught (!!) Moral of the story -- don't fuc*ing mess with ANYONE'S head. We'll go crazy. First annoyed... Then crazy.