Posted by: bhakunde bhut March 4, 2012
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There was no manual on how to use the shower. I rotated the knob, put my hand below the faucet to gauge water. A brief hissing sound came and to my utter surprise water gushed from the shower head and drizzled over me. With a speed of a bullet, I rotated it back to the original position. I began analyzing the mechanical parts in front of me. Then I side-stepped and slowly turned it on and the water started coming from the lower faucet. I just didn't understand why it came from there this time, although my process was exactly same as before. Somehow, I managed to transfer the water to the shower top.

Holy mother of God ! The water was frigid . The whole body violently jumped and shivered at the same time. Time to side-step again. Then began the long march of calibration. It felt good to the palm. Bravely got in the battlefield. Holy Father of Goddess ! It was scalding hot !! Adjusted a bit and it was still warm. Better little warm than little cold. Finally, I was able to consummate the hard earned shower.

Well, there was one more thing that was bothering me. I was not sure what to do with my bathing suit. Oh and there was another cloth that was wet and I had no clue what to do with it. Little did I know then that you showered in your birthday suit and the other cloth that was wet is called "Shower Curtain".

 
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