Let me add some more. They :

- have a nose, two ears, and two eyes (sometimes one black, one normal)
- like to breathe
- dream about being successfull and try to stay away from un-successful people in order to improve their circles.
- like talking about someone else they both know.
- use their teeth to chew food.
- would probably surely die if shot in the head point blank.
- bleed if you prick them (yes shylock, i know)
- get annoyed if nagged.
- get pregnant if not using contraception.
- wipe their ass after taking a crap.


Hmmm so similar. I wonder what else we have in common.