Few more:

I wonder why I don’t see any rear end or jugs in my gf ? I don’t know. Blame on Priya Rai.

I came here virgin & was stupid coz I paid her to lose my virginity. It should have been other way around.

As I work with my Indian boss lady, and amazed how the hell she got that rear end. She told me , “ Beta, yeh sab tumhare ghante ka kamal hai.” I don’t know what she was talking about.

The worst thing happened to me in America, chased by a stripper coz I was 2 dollar short for lap dance.

Wonder why they call it F1 status, coz you are the f**ked one. How about F2? F**ked twice!! coz you are being f**ked by F1 who is already been F**ked by USCIS.

Regards,
mangale

 

p.s. I think you better look for the stand up on the chair comedian. coz most of us are short.