'Surje, the ketchup is dripping on the floor? If you don't clean it now, the stain won't go for a while.'

"Whaaat? Yesterday, you didn't close the faucet properly and the water was dripping whole day.  Three days back, the stove was on for god knows how long, and I had to turn it off when I got back. The trash hasn't been picked up for a week.The cigarette stubs have been lying out in the patio for a month. Last year you didn't ....... "

Call him either Sunny, with which he goes by, or Surya, his name on his State ID - too scared to get a Driving License- he will bring you a cup of tea to your bed. Surje?? Not even once.