III. Candid Verses: Flirting With My Nepali Identity!
I swear I’ll never be offended if someone labels me an Indian ever again, but Chinese?
I really didn’t want to go to that potluck dinner. For starters, I find potlucks extremely pretentious. I reckon the person who hosts these gatherings is either a virtuous cook, who wants to show off or an evil genius, who has planned out a clever scheme to score food for a week. Amidst all this, you have to bear the people yapping about the quality of eclectic food only to see them indulging on your favorite grilled meat that is fast disappearing.
Sounds familiar? If you live in the vicinity of several schools like I do, chances are you’ve been invited to more than one of these. Potluck is a poor students’ poolside party!
You’re here not only to indulge in exotic delicacies but supposedly, you also make new friends, connections, network or if you’re extremely lucky, a hippy date for yourself –sans expensive alcohol. Most of my potluck however have comprised of lousy food dominated by Chinese Dumplings and Indian curry, ugly people, and few nerds whose idea of a social gathering is playing an obscure board game from the 80’s while dimwits like me, have to sit around and compliment them. If you’re trying to assimilate with the white and black folks, you also have to let out a few catch phrases like “We should hang out sometime!” (Which really means, “I don’t want to see you again because we have nothing in common”!). And then finally, Karma comes around to bite your ass off. As you’re leaving, you realize in horror that no one has touched your food and nobody wants it for the road. Do you know what that does to our inflated ego when you return to your girlfriend with the very untouched food you boasted about?
Anyways, back to Anthony! I had taken him under my wing, not because I was brighter, because he complimented my command of the English language and how wonderful presentations I gave. This came to an end promptly one Friday morning. Zhang had recorded my presentation and gave it to me so that I could gloat over it for the rest of the day. Sadly, Zhang didn’t hear what I heard. I refused to recognize my own voice for the entire afternoon and into the weekend, because I realized even after a decade in this great country, I may dress, eat, and live like an American, but my accent was as crisp as only our southern neighbor. Thanx to Anthony- I lost my job and my esteem!
“Man I thought you guys were Hindu. You can’t eat BEEF! ” He asserted.
Thinking I’d get back at him for his earlier remark, I quickly replied “You should seriously try this! It’s really good. These are not like our cows. These are Christian cows. Bred for the meat!” He stepped back in disapproval while Anthony laughed digging into his plateau.
“Besides Shiva! Show me the religious text where it’s written that we can’t eat beef” I blurted out feeling a bit-tipsy. This remark suddenly gave me goose bumps as it echoed inside my head. Have you had this feeling of insecurity when you state a claim without any proof secretly hoping that the other person also doesn’t have an explanation? I had heard this from some Nepali Dai in our drunken philosophy conversation few years ago. (I chuckled in delight at Shiva’s silence!).
I thought I had backslapped him for good- that too without the usual bickering, fight or explicit swearing. Or so I thought I did. As Anthony got distracted in the kitchen with other folks, Shiva whispered in my ears “Yaar! Look at your plate. Pork, Beef, and Dumplings. You are not even a Bihari, you’re like a Chinese – You eat anything!”
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