she hasent let you eat her sideways taco for three effing years of relationship????ह्वाट द फक म्यान !!  from what you wrote above, it not very hard, even for a royal dumbass like me to infer that you are one nasty looking hairy chickenshit and your girlfriend a gold digging slut !

डम्प  दयाट लायिंग  बियाच !