The Sky is the limit here fellas if I have use a cliche! Simply brag about anything and everything. I know some of us hate rubbing their success in peoples face but what the hell we earned it for, to brag if u ask me ! And Pls try not to lie! 

Here's how my first one goes, 
I have been pulled over twice while driving under influence however on both the occasions I succeeded persuading the officer that how that DUI citation is going to crush  my whole career and destroy the dream of my poor family back home leaving them with no other choice but hanging themselves !
They both somehow happened to be emotional fools( not disrespecting them, I just don't know any fancy word to describe them) Hence leaving me with no major traffic violation ticket yet. Know on wood !
P.S I am not proud of those incidents, I am proud of the way I maneuvered !