Boys, let that be a lesson to all of you.  
Check twice before you stick *anything* under a woman's skirt.  You might not get it back! 

That video right there gives a whole other meaning to unsafe sex. 

All of humanity came out of women's skirts. Now the whole world seems like it could disappear down there...when no one is looking. 

Think of the strength of the vacuum down there for a whole box of groceries to get vaporised. 

Who needs a phone booth when all you have to do is stick your head under a skirt and disappear?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhcwd8qMP1E