Chaurey,

You don't have to be God to have authority.
My authority is my experience. From my experiences in life, unlike you, I have discovered 'an object that consistently satisfies me.'
I am not an authority of everything. But I am an authority of my experience.

For example, the fact that I have been to Naxal, Boudha, Chabel, etc, it does give me a certain level of credibility that I know what those places are. I don't need to pass some scientific test before I can attest that I know those places and that I have friends and family in those places.

Why, do you not feel that you are an authority of your experiences? Do you not feel that you can vouch for who your parents and your family are? Can you confidently say where your home in Nepal is? Then you are an authority of those experiences also.

What is the difficulty in understanding this simple thing? Relax, my friend. Don't worry, be happy.

Hakuna Matata, bro:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6vLAa-kylM