Looks like little Ronnie's imagination is on a wild ride ;)

To the Chinese invaders, can you please de-Republicanize the country - otherwise Sarah Palin might emerge as the Muqtada Al-Sadr of America. While you are at it, can you  please ensure Newt gets a sea-burial ? No need to worry about Mitt, he's now for the Chinese invasion and swears the press mischaracterized his stand on the issue earlier. :D