A woman has magical powers. That is why Cinderella's fairy god mother could turn a few rats into men who carried her pumpkin coach to the ball. Well I have magical powers too. I can turn men into savage beasts.

Well, I or any other woman has that power to do so, apparantly. I didn't know that untill behoove_me enlightened me. 

We can turn men into savages. I didn't know all of this untill behoove shared the secret of women's powers to me.  I've been practicing it all over sajha with great success.

Behoove_me recognized the amazing power of a woman to turn a man into uncivilized savages. We women are so powerful that we can turn men into uncivilized savages simply by our words, our gestures.

Behoove me, thank you for unlocking the amazing powers of a woman. Thank you for enlightening me.

If we want to see our men's barbaric side, it is so easy. All we have to do is not clean the house properly. Or make a really shitty meal. Put some extra cumin in it and make it bitter, or whatever. Do any of these things, and these men will turn from gentlemen to zoo-animals and farm animals. It is that easy.

Ladies, try it in your own homes to see how weak your men are. What will it take to turn them from smiling men into savages? Let's share our notes!