Nothing to do..so heres some songs... There better be women... I went out to a stupid party Had the scam on everybody Asked a woman for a light And to spend the night But she wasn't havin' any Said I was just one of many But she'd give me some advice She said "You try, but you don't get none" And I said "Why? Was she a lesbian?" But she was fly And had a biologic plan (oh man) Said "If you want it, well, use your hand!" (damn) There better be women Now you're comin' on but you come too strong There better be women Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son You call this a party? Oh yeah, but, I don't party with everybody There better be women Be women tonight, alright I watched them in fascination Her friend and their wild gyrations Like a symphony in pink And not missing link And it was a freaky orgy But somehow they all ignored me Watch my pennant start to shrink They said "don't you want it? You know we got it" But i was haunted by three wet dreams Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah. There better be women Now you're comin' on but you come too strong There better be women Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son You call this a party? Oh yeah, but, we don't party with everybody There better be women Be women tonight, alright There better be women... There better be women... There better be women... Better Be Women: The dwarves