Dont worry free_nirvana ji, I am just getting started. Thank you very much for taking your precious time in going through my shit (I got that line from a job application sample). I bet you didn't have anything better though so its good that you read. But its good that you also like humor unlike most of the bland sajhaite royals.
Baru if you have any hints, suggestions or comments please let me know. I will try to make up a story. BTW I am heavily inspired by Bollywood so you might find a lot of colloquial jargon in case you do decide to comment.  So what do you think of Carolyn? Are you gonna dream about her tonight? Please share your experience if you do. Samjhidi jerk chahi garne hoina ni pheri.