Footyfan, I am not mocking. I am just stating the truth.

And this is what happens to woman who wait for their perfect man.

Fact of life: It is easy to get married but hard to stay married.
And I rarely see genuinely happy married couples. I think it just goes downhill from a certain point.
Dude, just give it some time. You will find somebody. For now, enjoy single life to the max.