R u single?? if yes, R u pretty??? If yes, like I said I just broke up, and I am totally available.. Lets try out, I mean for real,, And then ur problem is my problem... 
Matter of fact I might be in SFO soon for a conference, u will never know, we might be made for each other... It is a prettty solid gut I got to publicly ask you out. Arent you impressed yet!!!!
Hey I am definitely not a bad looking person..

If above idea was not compelling


Except reccomending for u to go to school or "somehow", dont ask me how, get ur status, I have no idea what to tell u sweetheart.