Posted by: Timessquare September 16, 2011
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what do you do when the dishwasher isn't working???
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*******tell that bitch to get back in the kitchen***
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'
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????*******tell that bitch to get back in the kitchen***
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
))===========================================================================================
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
=========================================================================================
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
=========================================================================================
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
========================================================================================
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'
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*****