"Only steers and queers come out of Texas.  And none of you are steers, I think.  So that kinda narrows it down."

- with complements from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

I kid I kid.

Texas is a wonderful state.  Not sure if it's the best though.  

I like margaritas, senoritas, texmex, texas size steaks, etc.

I don't like hot and humid 8 month long summers, lack of mountains, lack of people on the streets, lack of decent public transportation, etc.