Oooh, I got a brilliant idea, dudes! See, I waz feelin' really bad about poor darshanka's heartbreak tragedies and tryin' to find a good way to cheer him up. So I thought that once he took his own advise, accepted his true self and came out to play, I'd throw him a party. Since darshanka already hangs with a cute gang of sistaz in dharma sankat, prem dai, and pushkar samarthak, it will be easy and a blast, dudes! Let me introduce da Nepali Village People! Darshanka could be the construction worker, dharmay could be the cowboy, prem dai will be dahling as the biker, and this new Nepali tara dudette, a thuggish cutie who talks a lot of anal bullishit, will be smashing as the policeman, meow! They can all sing Macho Man or YMCA to their hearts content. Or if that is too conservative they can go drag and do "We are family (I got all my sistaz wid me)". after the party, darshanka will make his grand "status change" announcement and retire his name to "khusiyali". No more "fear and suspicion" for him, bichara, no more seething over heartbreaks. Ki kaso? Okay, can da new Nepali Village People come out now and post their naughty, naughty sweet nothings here. I'm kinda bored, meow!