Posted by: sajha onion May 10, 2011
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In a startling revelation, the world today learns the real reason why the US Govt has been targetting the Arab countries.
The leak also explains why the body of Osama Bin Laden was disposed of immediately without even doing an obligatory autopsy.
It also sheds light on why US govt is not worried too much about asian countries.
It all boiled down to the size of the penis.
It wasn't till the 70's that the US had official dealings with Arab heads of state. During friendly sports and games, they would share the same gymnasium facilities together. It was then and there that the seed of hatred was sown within the officials of the greatest country in the world. They witnessed first hand how well endowed the Arabs were. Their heads hung in shame at their own sizes, which they thought was the largest one possible. They quickly called in their African American generals for a subjective analysis and to their dismay, they found that the Arab were most well hung than anyone else they had come across.
There is no fury like a man scorned by the size of his penis. The US govt called a secret meeting among their top endowed officials and it was decided then and there that the Arab race presented a very big challange that no progress in technology would ever balance the gap. The only solution was to wipe them out!
It was determined that the US would take any opportunity to bomb them to stone age and to exert their superiority in any ways possible.
At the same time, the Arabs were typical of their large endowments. Their brain was on their other head as the saying goes and instead of being careful in dealing with the technologically superior US, they thought their penis lenght would suffice in winning any battles. We all know how Saddam was saying that the victory was theirs till the last minute.
Moral of the story: Just because you have a big penis does not mean you are unbeatable. That is the lesson the Arabs need to learn.
Coming back to Bin Laden's body, it was disposed of immediately before the world got a chance to see the size of his endowment. One navy seal involved in the operation revealed, in the condition of anonymity, that during the operation, Mr. Bin Laden was being pleasured by two of his wives and the size of the endowment would have put the combined endowment of Harvard, Yale and Princeton to shame, he added.
Needless to say, US govt doesn't feel threatened about the Koreans or the Chinese as their endowment values are miniscule a constant topic of ridicule.
The leak also explains why the body of Osama Bin Laden was disposed of immediately without even doing an obligatory autopsy.
It also sheds light on why US govt is not worried too much about asian countries.
It all boiled down to the size of the penis.
It wasn't till the 70's that the US had official dealings with Arab heads of state. During friendly sports and games, they would share the same gymnasium facilities together. It was then and there that the seed of hatred was sown within the officials of the greatest country in the world. They witnessed first hand how well endowed the Arabs were. Their heads hung in shame at their own sizes, which they thought was the largest one possible. They quickly called in their African American generals for a subjective analysis and to their dismay, they found that the Arab were most well hung than anyone else they had come across.
There is no fury like a man scorned by the size of his penis. The US govt called a secret meeting among their top endowed officials and it was decided then and there that the Arab race presented a very big challange that no progress in technology would ever balance the gap. The only solution was to wipe them out!
It was determined that the US would take any opportunity to bomb them to stone age and to exert their superiority in any ways possible.
At the same time, the Arabs were typical of their large endowments. Their brain was on their other head as the saying goes and instead of being careful in dealing with the technologically superior US, they thought their penis lenght would suffice in winning any battles. We all know how Saddam was saying that the victory was theirs till the last minute.
Moral of the story: Just because you have a big penis does not mean you are unbeatable. That is the lesson the Arabs need to learn.
Coming back to Bin Laden's body, it was disposed of immediately before the world got a chance to see the size of his endowment. One navy seal involved in the operation revealed, in the condition of anonymity, that during the operation, Mr. Bin Laden was being pleasured by two of his wives and the size of the endowment would have put the combined endowment of Harvard, Yale and Princeton to shame, he added.
Needless to say, US govt doesn't feel threatened about the Koreans or the Chinese as their endowment values are miniscule a constant topic of ridicule.
Last edited: 10-May-11 12:08 PM