a) What went wrong with the five-party Andolan that it appears to be in such a disarray? We were just trying to psych everyone out. But the bandas and the protests will return, baby, you can bet on it. That is one thing we do well and take pride in. As a matter of fact, we intend to make it a viable career choice for the youthz of Nepal. b) What didn't work to make the Andolan a success on your own collective terms? c) How and why did agreements among yourselves break down? Well, to get us some tagat, we decided to down some chiso, chiso Carlsbergs before the big event in the morning. About the fourth beer, there was a collective argument about whether sekuwa was a better snack than chicken chili. The discussions got heated and before you know it, a big fight broke out. The Andolan was the last thing on our mindz, as you can undertstand. The rest is hiztory. d) How would you avoid such mistakes in the future so that you achieve the goals you set out for? Definitely no drinking in the morning or arguing about sekuwas. I guess we also have no choice but to invite some brilliant Harvard graduate with flawless moral character, political knowhow and enlightened world view to advize and perhaps to even rescue us from our neanderthal wayz. Any takers? e) What do you tell your 1000s of supporters WHEN they ask you why the Andolan lost steam? Would you blame your own leadership for failing to think things through or simply blame others? You are assuming that we CARE, or that our supporterz DARE ask such useless questions. But IF they do, we have CERTAIN techniques to make sure they will NOT repeat the mistake. And blame our leaderz? Are you kidding me?! What planet do you live in, dude? Of course, we blame otherz like the king, the Maoists, the heat, and especially those obese Nepalis in the US. f) What's your next move? ha, good try! If we revealed our next move, you'd surely throw a moneky wrench into our plans, so you could then puff yourself up and re-post your smug, indignant, selfrighteous six questions here. Sorry, dude. For now, let's just say that we might move one of the pawnz two squares to the front. The NetaZ "We ALWAYZ visit Sajha to learn politics from the goruz ... sorry, guruz here, hic"