i guess someone would say something like this, and we all know who that someone would be:

I am an ivy league graduate. I have a masters degree. I have about six ropanis land in Kathmandu, so i  am rich byaaatch. i am going to invest that cuz I am da smartest. I know all the US policy, Nepali neta consipiracies and UML is the best thing ever happened in this planet after the invention of underwear. come argue with but don't u dare tell i am American or tell me to go back home either, cuz ummmmmm.. i am da smart one byaatchh... haha