Gorkhali keto,

No disrespect, I sympathize with you, but I believe it was a very immature of you to post an asinine question like this in sajha. Now please don't get upset; just tell me what would you call me if I post the following questions in sajha?

1. Guys, my dog ate my armani exchange underwear, I was supposed to wear it at a party tonight. Shall I kill the dog, dissect it and yank that damn fabric out or do I wait until he poops?

2. My girlfriend eloped with a bicycle mechanic near Indrachowk last weekend, I feel suicidal, could you guys tell me what to do?

3. My best friend's aunt is attracted towards me, should I let her have her way?

4. A panhandler has been knocking at my apartment door since yesterday, should I call cops or the apartment owner?

See, there is nothing wrong with these questions (although they sound stupid enough to me), but it would be extremely stupid to expect a credible answer from repliers here.

Just my two cents.