"inadvertently utilized basic supply-demand economics of Nepali male:female ratio to ditch me for another dude without offering even the humiliation of a proper break up".. reminded me of my russian professor from microeconomics class that I took last semester. He would give similar examples. LOL

I like your style of writing. You succeed at weaving together the darkness of emotions with a sense of humor that perfectly dovetails to satisfy an admirer of dark writings like myself :) Hope to read more from you!