Posted by: dimag kharab November 21, 2010
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Two men met in heaven and struck up a conversation.How did you die the first man asked? i froze to death, the second answered. To which the first man asked again, how does it feel do freeze to death? At first it was extremely cold, then afterwards i lost all feeling and i died. 
By the way how did you die? the second man asked, i had a heart attack, you see i had long suspected my wife of cheating on me, so one day i came home unexpectedly and knew i had finally found her in the act. 
I run to the back of the house and found no one, then i came back in and while i was going upstairs to check in the attic i had a heart attack and died. 
That's ironical said the second man, if you had just stopped to check in the fridge, we would both still be alive!!
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