Posted by: lamjung November 11, 2010
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A US-return couple died in a cab accident during their Nepal trip during last Dashain. Wife died on the spot, the husband made up to the Kathmandu Model Hospital but he and the cab-driver were pronounced dead immediately at the ER.
Chitragupta asked the husband "I'm Chitragupta, the person who calculates the sins in a person's lifetime and decides whether to send to heaven or hell. Ok, tell me the sins you in your life."
US-return: "Sir, I don't remember committing any sin, the only sin is that I fúcked my gas station owner's wife once. I am really loyal to my wife, so I never did anything wrong outside"
Chitragupta: "OK, I saw your account, there's only one lady in your life other than your wife. That's fine, you go to heven in this brand new car. Drive straight ahead take the Heaven-ramp on the left." Chitragupta then turns to the cab-driver and says, "OK, tell me about yourself"
Cab driver: Sir, I had quite a few girlfriends although I am still unmarried. I even dated many of my cab passengers too. And yesterday I slept with that man's wife when she came to negotiate the price for today's cab-trip to Dakshinkali.
Chitragupta: "That's a little too much in your account. Take this old-motorcycle and take the Hell-ramp on the right"
Cab driver starts the motorbike, drives forward and, to his surprise, sees the US-return's car stopped near the hell-ramp. He was supposed to go to heaven! Cab driver approaches the driver window and sees the US-return crying with his head banging over the steering.
"What happened man? You've such a good car to go to Heaven, why are you stuck here?" Cab-driver says. To which the US-return replies:
"Do you see someone struggling to fix the broken bike-chain over there in the hell-ramp?............That's my wife"
Chitragupta asked the husband "I'm Chitragupta, the person who calculates the sins in a person's lifetime and decides whether to send to heaven or hell. Ok, tell me the sins you in your life."
US-return: "Sir, I don't remember committing any sin, the only sin is that I fúcked my gas station owner's wife once. I am really loyal to my wife, so I never did anything wrong outside"
Chitragupta: "OK, I saw your account, there's only one lady in your life other than your wife. That's fine, you go to heven in this brand new car. Drive straight ahead take the Heaven-ramp on the left." Chitragupta then turns to the cab-driver and says, "OK, tell me about yourself"
Cab driver: Sir, I had quite a few girlfriends although I am still unmarried. I even dated many of my cab passengers too. And yesterday I slept with that man's wife when she came to negotiate the price for today's cab-trip to Dakshinkali.
Chitragupta: "That's a little too much in your account. Take this old-motorcycle and take the Hell-ramp on the right"
Cab driver starts the motorbike, drives forward and, to his surprise, sees the US-return's car stopped near the hell-ramp. He was supposed to go to heaven! Cab driver approaches the driver window and sees the US-return crying with his head banging over the steering.
"What happened man? You've such a good car to go to Heaven, why are you stuck here?" Cab-driver says. To which the US-return replies:
"Do you see someone struggling to fix the broken bike-chain over there in the hell-ramp?............That's my wife"
(heard at Bharatpur Medical College, 2008)