My brother had a crush over a girl who attended St. Mary's school back in early 90s. Being extremely inhibited, he never could tell her how much he 'loved' her (he seriously believed it was love, we did too) like anyone of us wouldn't, back in those days. Somehow his friends got her number and asked my brother to call her. After numerous attempts he agreed to do that, but wanted a proxy, so the kid who did chores for us, 11 year old Jhalak was asked to make a call. Jhalak had never called anyone before and was dying to talk on phone ever since he set foot at our place. He was extremely delighted when he was asked to do that. This is what happened next:

Jhalak: हेलो डिम्पल दिज्जु बोलिस्या हो?

Dimple: को बोल्या?

Jhalak turns to us: को बोल्या भनिस्सिदै छ.

Us: आफ्नो नाम बता न, अनी अगी सिकाको कुरो भन्न

Jhalak: म झलक बोलेको, अनी दादाहरु ले भनिस्या सान्दादा ले हजुर लाई लभ गरिस्सिन्छ रे

Dimple: के रे?

Jhalak (speaking louder): हाम्रो सान्दादा ले क्या, हजुरलाई लभ गरिस्सिन्छ रे

Dimple: मोरा (and she disconnects)

Jhalak turns to us: गाली गरिस्यो