It wasn't a crank call of any sorts, but back in the days I received a call one fine Saturday afternoon. The caller at the other end was a teenager. He started speaking right off the bat the moment I answered his call. This is what happened:

Me: Hello

Him: बुवा, सिमेन्ट त बीस रुपैयाँ बढी पो भन्छ, लिएर आउँ?

Me: लिएर आ

Him: हस बुवा

Me: आउँदा खेरी आजको अखबार र एक किलो जेरी पनि लिएर आ

Him: जेरी कहाँ बाट ल्याउने बुवा?

Me: जहाँ बाट भएपनी राम्रो हेरेर लिएर आ न, पैसा पुग्छ हैन

Him: पुग्छ बुवा

....and I disconnected. It was several years ago but I still feel bad thinking what could have transpired next.