great jokes guys.......the sholay series was creative man.....i got one for u guys...enjoy

A women goes to a tax filing company, and tells the accountant that she needs to file one.

"Fine," the accountant says to his client, "but before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He takes her particulars: name, address, social security number, etc.

Eventually, he comes on to her current occupation.

"What are you working as at the moment?" he asks. The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

"No, no, no!" barks the accountant. "That'll never work! It's far too crass! Let's try to rephrase that."

"Okay," says the woman, "err... I'm a prostitute?"

 "No, no. That's still far too crude. Can't you think of something else?"

They both sit thinking for a minute, then the woman suddenly blurts out, "I'm a chicken farmer."

 The accountant is dumbstruck. "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"

"Well," says the woman, "I must have raised over 300 cocks last year!"