Posted by: kailo June 11, 2010
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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the
station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of
schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he
undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into
bed.
Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you
go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some
aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room,
he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the
druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"
"Yeah, so?" said the officer.
"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed like the Fire Chief?"
station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of
schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he
undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into
bed.
Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you
go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some
aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room,
he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the
druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"
"Yeah, so?" said the officer.
"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed like the Fire Chief?"