Grand, an undertaker in Pennsylvania came home with a black eye. "What happened
to you?' asked his wife. "I had a terrible day,' replies Grand. "I
had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I
got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag
because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I find the room and, sure
enough, there's this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge
erection. So I did what I always do; I grabbed it with both hands and
tried to snap it in half." "I see,' says his wife. 'But how did you
get the black eye?" Grand replies, 'Wrong room!"