Posted by: boulevard dreams June 2, 2010
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One IT expert wrote a letter to the customer service specialist...

Dear Tetch Support: Last year I upgraded from  Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began  unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources.  In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now  monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night  10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem  to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite  applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the  uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks  ...


Customer Service Specialist ------- REPLIED:     Dear Troubled User: This  is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to  Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment  program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator  to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to  return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the  program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to  Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in  your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend  that you keep Wife 1.0 installed and work on improving the  configuration.  I suggest installing the background application YesDear  99.0 to alleviate software augmentation.         The best course  of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you  will have to do this before the system will return to normal anyway.         Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high  maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as  CleanAndSweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5 and DoBills 4.2. However, be very careful  how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch  the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the  performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend  Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but beware because sometimes these  applications can be expensive.         WARNING!!! DO NOT, under  any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application  is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the  operating system.  WARNING!!! Attempting to install NewGirlFriend  8.8 along with Wife 1.0 will crash the system. (see Wife 1.0  manual, Apologize, High Maintenance & Secretary with Short Skirt)
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