One day a man and woman
were standing outside the nursing
home casually having a drink and a smoke. After being outside
for a while it started to rain on them. Suddenly, the man took out a
condom, cut off the tip, and slipped it over his cigarette. The lady
asked, "What's that for?" He replied, "It's to keep my cigarette dry
when I'm outside smoking and it starts to rain." The lady said, "That's a
pretty nifty idea." The following day the old lady went to the
drugstore to get some condoms. She walked in and told the clerk, "I'd
like some condoms please." The clerk looked at the old lady, rather
baffled at why she would need condoms. However, he asked, "What brand
would you like, Madam?"
The old lady smiled and replied, "I don't care what brand you give me,
as long as it fits a Camel."