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which were supposedly built to house the remains of dead pharaohs???
The ones you thought were built by the Egyptians?
First, look at this diagram:
The pyramid is highlighted in red, and its two diagonals are extended
beyond the end of the pyramid to the north-east and north-west. The
mass of squiggly lines above the pyramid is the Delta of the Nile River,
and, as you can see the two diagonals encase the Nile neatly and entirely.
IS THAT A COINCIDENCE???
Yes, I'm sure that the way the Egyptians did this was to have
someone walk hundreds of miles to the end of the delta and hold a really,
really long piece of string while someone walked all the way back to the
site of the pyramid. Then, those two people stood there while
two more people repeated the process on the other side of the Pyramid.
Just so that they could build a big building in such a way that its diagonals
lie on those two lines.
NOW THAT IS LIKELY????
Here is what really happened: A couple of aliens, flying high enough
over the earth to be able to see where the Nile Delta's origin is, easily
saw what orientation the pyramid would need to be in order to have its
diagonals lie on those two lines.
Second piece of evidence:
The big dark shape on the upper left of this diagram is the great pyramid.
If you look at the compass rose in the bottom right, you can see that the
pyramid is lined up exactly with the magnetic North Pole, a difference
of only 16 minutes, or some absurdly small number like that (there are
60 minutes in one degree). COINCIDENCE? How could the
Egyptians possibly have built their pyramid facing the exact magnetic North
Pole without even having a compass? FYI, a compass was not invented
for a few thousand years after the ancient Egyptians were long gone?
IS THAT LIKELY????
This is how it really worked: Those aliens, abundant in their
knowledge and drowning in technology, came along and using their compasses,
they landed on earth and found the actual magnetic north and south poles.
THEN THEY BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!
Now look at this:
This is a photograph of the Great Pyramid of Giza, and its neighbor, as
seen from the Sphinx, on the evening of the summer solstice. As you
can see, the sun is setting in the exact center of the two pyramids.
COINCIDENCE???
For the Egyptians to be able to do this, they must have known the day
of the summer solstice, and they therefore, must have known the exact
length of the year, or 365.25; once again, a fact not discovered
until long after the Egyptians were gone. HOW LIKELY IS THAT???
The real story goes like this: Those meddling aliens, in
all of their infinite wisdom, saw the earth upon entering the solar system,
and by calculating the size of its revolutions around the sun, the
velocity it was at which it traveled and the angle of its axis of rotation,
they were able to easily calculate the longest day of the year or the length
of the year.
THEN BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!
Here is another photo:
This is a photograph taken on the day of the winter solstice from the entrance
of the Great Pyramid. The Big shape silhouetted in the middle of
the photograph is the Sphinx. Since this is only a photograph,
and not a movie, you can't get the full effect. But even
in the photo, you can see that the sun is tracing around the Sphinx's head.
In actuality, the sun rises exactly at the left side of the base
of the Sphinx's head. Then it traces it all the way around
until it sets on the right side of the Sphinx's head. COINCIDENCE???
Had the Egyptians done this, since this occurs only on the
day of the winter solstice, they would have had to have known the
exact length of a year.
IS THAT LIKELY???
It's those aliens, who after finding the length of the year,
found the shortest day of the year, and then built their Sphinx and Pyramid
accordingly.
Consider this:
This above image is a diagram of the stars of the Belt of Orion.
Now look at the diagram of the pyramids below.
Though this fact is not as remarkable, the positioning of the three
Pyramids of Giza are exactly aligned with the position of the three stars
in the belt of Orion, both in position and in size. While it is possible,
it would create many difficulties for the Egyptians in terms of measuring
huge distances. Not only this, but in fact, at the time
that the pyramids were supposedly built (about 3000 BC), the stars that
make up the Belt of Orion were not exactly at the correct angle to match
up with the pyramids. If the location of the stars is traced
back over thousands of years, the time at which the belt is exactly
aligned with the pyramids is in fact 10,500 BC. A time when there
were supposedly no
civilized 
humans living on the earth. Another fact to support this is,
if you consider the Sphinx, a lion with a human head and then look
at the size of the body, you can see that the body is perfectly proportioned
for the head of a lion, not the human head. This human
head looks tiny and silly sitting on top of the body. This
is because the Sphinx was actually built in 10,500 BC, around the
same time as the pyramids, with a real head of a lion. Evidence
to support this is that there are signs of water erosion all over the Sphinx.
The last time that there was any water nearby, aside from the Nile is around
10,000 BC. Also, the constellation of Leo the Lion (thus closely
related to the Sphinx), was in fact rising directly behind the sun in 10,500
BC.
Are they saying that the Egyptians built their pyramids to be in the
exact shape of Orion's Belt, but purposely aligned them differently
from what was actually in the sky? That after they built the Sphinx,
they purposely made the head look small and funny? Then, they broke
their backs carrying water from the Nile just so that they could put water
erosion lines all over the body?????
In fact, no Egyptian did it at all. The aliens, with their
plethora of wisdom, came down in the year 10,500 BC and built the
Pyramids and the Sphinx. They built it with a head of a lion to match
the Belt of Orion, as well as the constellation of Leo. Thousands
of years later, Ramses, the egomaniacal dictator-pharaoh of Egypt,
decided that he didn't like having the head of a lion on top of the statue
in his land. So, he had a head in his own likeness constructed
instead. But the Egyptians, not being very skilled at huge masonry,
built the head somewhat too small.
Why is it that the great Pyramids of Giza, built in 3,000, are
perfect, and still standing as tall as the day they were built? (Aside
from the capstone and the polished stones, which were stripped by humans
in the building of Cairo) The other Pyramids, which were supposedly
built about 500 years later, all have shoddy masonry, and are crumbling
down. An example of this is the famous 'bent' pyramid, which
started out with the sides being built at one angle, then suddenly
shifts in the middle to a shallower angle. This is because the angle
at which it was started was much too steep for it to stand when finished.
It is because the Egyptian pharaohs saw the great pyramids standing
on their land and decided that they wanted pyramids of their own.
But they found that it was much harder to do than was expected and ended
up building silly looking structures that don't even come close to comparing
with the magnitude of elegance emanating from the great pyramids.
Other startling evidence:
If you take the perimeter of the pyramid and divide it by two times
the height, you get a number that is exactly equivalent to the number
pi (3.14159...) up to the fifteenth digit. The chances of this phenomenon
happening by sheer chance is remarkably small. Did the ancient Egyptians
know what the number pi was? Not likely, seeing as it was a
number not calculated accurately to the fourth digit until the 6th century,
and the pyramids calculate it to the fifteenth.
What about the fact that even though the sides of the base of the pyramid
are some 757 feet long, it still forms an almost perfect square?
Every angle in the base is exactly 90 degrees. In fact,
the sides have a difference in length of something like two centimeters,
which is an incredibly small amount.
What about the fact that although the Egyptians kept very careful records
about everything they ever did; every king they had, every
war they fought, and every structure they built, there were no records
of them ever having built the pyramids?
What about the fact that the Egyptians had not even invented the wheel
yet, but the blocks that they had to carry to build the pyramids
weighed about 2 tons each? 4,000 lbs.? What did they do... use cement?
In fact, they used so much stone, that if you took all of the stone they
used and cut it into 1 foot square blocks, it would extend 2/3 of the way
around the earth!!!
If you take the line of longitude that the pyramid lies on and the latitude
that the pyramid lies on, 31 degrees north by 31 degrees west (the
fact that they are the same number is a coincidence???) they
are the two lines that cover the most combined land area in the world.
In essence, the pyramid is the center of all of the land mass of the whole
earth!!!!
How about the fact that a group of modern scientists attempted
to build a pyramid out next to the real one using modern technologies,
and after something like 100 days, succeeded in building one about 1/40
of the size of the real one????
Did you know that the height of the pyramid (481 feet) is almost exactly
1/1,000,000,000 of the distance from the earth to the sun (480.6 billion
feet)?
What about all of that fungi that was found in King Tutu's chamber?
Fungi which has never before been seen on earth? What about the Pharaoh's
curse????? You decide, who built the Pyramids?????
Much of the information and the photographs on this page
are from Mystic Places, Time-Life books, 1990