Nice one dhwase, here's my dose for today;

Two guys are sitting at the bar and they were drunk, One start to insult other one...He screams, "I slept with your mother, i sleep with her every night.." The bar suddenly gets quiet, as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do....The first one again yells, "I slept with your mother"

Finally the other guy replies,"Go home Dad, You're too much drunk.."

bd....