>>Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?" His dad sighs and
> >>replies,
> >>"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!
> >>Well, you
> >>see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then
> >>I set up
> >>a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a  cyber-cafe. We
> >>sneaked into
> >>a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
> >>hard drive.
> >>As soon  as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
> >>of us had
> >>used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. Six
> >>weeks
> >>later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating
> >>system
> >>was showing signs of unauthorized program activity
>from a self
> >>extracting
> >>file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later
> >>a little
> >>Pop-Up appeared and said: "You've Got Male!""
> >>
> >>
> >>