a girl is in sunday school and falls asleep.the nun asks her "who died
for our sins?" the girls friend pokes her in the neck with a penicl,
the girl jumps and yells "JESUS!" the nun replies-"correct". a few
minutes later the girl dozzes off again,the nun asks "Who waited 3 days
and risen from the grave?" the girls friend pokes her with a penicl and
the girl jumps and yell "JESUS!" the nun replies-"correct" a few more
minutes later, the girl falls asleep again and the nun asks "what did
eve said to adam in the garden?" the girls friend pokes her with the
pencil and the girl jumps up and yells "if you poke me with that thing
one more time, im gonna ripe it off!!"