A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, “You’ve got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I ll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I m gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back. “

The man returns twenty minutes later and says, “Well what’s it gonna be?

“She say s, “There’s no way I m going Bear hunting and you re not doing my ass so I guess it’s a blowjob. “

A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says, “Jesus, you taste like  shit.” "Oh yeah,” he replies, “The dog didn’t want to go Bear hunting either.”