Little Susie comes home from school one day and tells her mother that "Little Johnny showed me his penis today." Alarmed, but staying calm, her mother asks "Oh, that's nice dear-what did you think of it?" Little Susie replied "It was like a peanut."Her mother laughs and says "Oh, you mean it was little like a peanut?"Susie shakes her head, "No mother, it was salty like a peanut."