good one walkahead...
here's the one from me

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday,
and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration
he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but
not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister,
he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up
the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the
panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and
mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:



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Darling,


I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit
of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for
your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she
wears short ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate
shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been
wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her
try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I were
there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands
will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When
you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as
they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think
how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will
wear them for me on Friday night.

All my Love,
Hollingsworth

P.S
The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.