Unga Bunga

Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflys. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent.

The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear he says: Death or Unga Bunga?

The first guy says: "Unga bunga " because I don't want to die! So they take him away. Unga Bunga is a guy with 18" long penis and he sticks it up the other guys butt for 5 minutes and then only he knows what Unga Bunga is .

Then the second guy wakes up and he sees the first guy come staggering back saying: Pick death! Pick death! But the guy doesn't believe him ,so he picks Unga Bunga. And then the same thing happens to him.

Then the third guy wakes up and see the guy staggering back saying: Pick Death! So the guy figures that what the heck? And he picks death and then the chief says: Death! by Unga Bunga!