The wife of a Nepali Kale used to milk the cow. One
day she was busy and she told Kale to milk the cow. Kale went there and tried
milking the cow. As he reached his hand to cow’s breast, the cow started kicking. He tried again and cow went on kicking him with her rear left leg. Kaale
then tied up the cow’s left leg on a side pillar with a rope.

He then tried to milk and again got kicked by right
leg. He again tied up the right leg on the pillar. As he tried milking again,
he got several lashes by cow’s tail full of cow dung. He tried to tie up the
cow’s tail but could not find the rope.

Then he put the nearby stool behind the cow, went up the stool, took
out his belt to use as a rope, and started tying up the tail on the ceiling. As
he was tying up the cow’s tail in the ceiling, his pants became loose without
the belt and fell down just at the moment when his wife came there screaming, “What
on earth are you taking so long time?”.