Posted by: Mr. Hyde February 24, 2010
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After watching Namrata's sex video, I was quite amazed to find out that, the ever-acute scarcity of running water in Kathmandu has not discouraged the growing number of oral-sex practitioners in that city of temples, quite to the contrary.
Sometimes, I wonder; where is Nepal headed in the new decade and beyond? You decide from a few of these recent developments:
1) Nepal is poised to become the gay capital of Asia boasting former Indian royalty set to utter "I do" to his groom at "as high as you can get".
2) Toll set at 13,000 lives during the People's War in the former Hindu kingdom that also prides itself as Gautam Buddha's birthplace.
3) Minister swings multiples slaps at a receptive district official's cheeks and becomes a fugitive in her own constituent.
4) Nepal becomes a relevant cigarette-exporter to the Middle-East and the sons/daughters of former hippies rave about Nepali beers.
5) Aspiring actress makes porn movie with someone else' husband and supporters and their claims of proxy supporters materialize on Sajha in droves (does the last phrase remind you of a flock of bhedas? ).
6) Prime Minister announces dowry offer to the would-be grooms of the civil-war widows which forces the supposed beneficiaries take to the streets in protest.
7) Nights get longer in the second most-blessed country in terms of water resources, as constant load-shedding becomes the norm.
8) Commute time takes longer than walking to destinations because waiting in line for petrol eats into the time saved by using a vehicle and swarm of pedestrians make catching up on speed just impossible.
9) Pankaj Joshi, a store clerk from Nepal, apparently dupes a million-dollar-lottery-winning American and finds himself become a self-deported fugitive with some frozen bank accounts to turn to.
10) Accidental/Deliberate porn star becomes a good-will/brand ambassador.
11) New Delhi becomes the proxy Capital of Nepal as each MaKu's government decision has to be authorized from there and top leaders of opposition parties also regularly find themselves in the same KTM-DEL air-route.
Sometimes, I wonder; where is Nepal headed in the new decade and beyond? You decide from a few of these recent developments:
1) Nepal is poised to become the gay capital of Asia boasting former Indian royalty set to utter "I do" to his groom at "as high as you can get".
2) Toll set at 13,000 lives during the People's War in the former Hindu kingdom that also prides itself as Gautam Buddha's birthplace.
3) Minister swings multiples slaps at a receptive district official's cheeks and becomes a fugitive in her own constituent.
4) Nepal becomes a relevant cigarette-exporter to the Middle-East and the sons/daughters of former hippies rave about Nepali beers.
5) Aspiring actress makes porn movie with someone else' husband and supporters and their claims of proxy supporters materialize on Sajha in droves (does the last phrase remind you of a flock of bhedas? ).
6) Prime Minister announces dowry offer to the would-be grooms of the civil-war widows which forces the supposed beneficiaries take to the streets in protest.
7) Nights get longer in the second most-blessed country in terms of water resources, as constant load-shedding becomes the norm.
8) Commute time takes longer than walking to destinations because waiting in line for petrol eats into the time saved by using a vehicle and swarm of pedestrians make catching up on speed just impossible.
9) Pankaj Joshi, a store clerk from Nepal, apparently dupes a million-dollar-lottery-winning American and finds himself become a self-deported fugitive with some frozen bank accounts to turn to.
10) Accidental/Deliberate porn star becomes a good-will/brand ambassador.
11) New Delhi becomes the proxy Capital of Nepal as each MaKu's government decision has to be authorized from there and top leaders of opposition parties also regularly find themselves in the same KTM-DEL air-route.
Last edited: 24-Feb-10 02:46 PM